Results from the 'Ville

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The SEQSCC managed another successful evening at the ‘Ville last Monday and no one was left out of the fray. Suffice it to say, honours at the line were shared around and just about everybody tasted the sweet taste of success. Those who didn’t had saccharin instead!.

Race One  Aston Martin DBR9 over fifteen laps
Class all the way with the best of British

1.	Andrew   	28.87
2.	Mick         	28.54
3.	Lewis      	28.73
4.	Noel       	14.29    (WHAT??????  I don't think so Noel)





Julian marshalling....with both eyes shut!!!


1.	Peter H   	24.85
2.	Peter     	30.42
3.	Mark  M 	31.43   (First race at the SEQSCC for this theatre boy)
4.	Elvis      	38.34          (A bit piss poor really!)






A slotcar rose between two thorns



1.	Phil        	27.32
2.	Julian    	28.31 (aided by the SEQSCC "Black Ops" team)  (still didn't ******* work!)
3.	Mark M  	29.79  (Bragging rights over Lewis in the Theatre Derby)
4.	Lewis   	31.04






What ever it is, .......can I have some please??



Race Two Classic Formula One over seven laps

1.	Phil    	27.26
2.	Noel  		29.98  (See...it pays off when you follow the right car Noel!)
3.	Mick   		34.25
4.	Elvis  		31.67  (One wonders ...... did Elvis leave the building?)







1.	Peter H     	21.53    (Fastest Lap for this event)
2.	Julian       	29.82  (Second again!  keep this up and you'll lose your privileges )
3.	Andrew    	26.93
4.	Peter      	44.35   (last in the Father/Son derby)





Elvis decides a squat position is more comfortable....while waiting for the marshalls!!



1.	Phil          	26.35   (What!...This prick again!!!)
2.	Mick        	28.62
3.	Mark M   	29.73 (Chalk another one up over Lewis)
4.	Lewis      	37.54  (Slowest lap time for this event)

Mmmmmmmmmm........?




Race Three Nascar Racing over 30 Laps
Thirty laps really tests the drivers concentration and temperament, and also that of the head steward who had to listen to everyone's (Bill) whinging and whining.

1.	Peter H       	24.82
2.	Andrew      	25.56
3.	Elvis         	29.95   (Elvis is back in the building...just)
4.	Noel          	36.09    (Spent two laps watching Andrew's car...well done Noel)






Andrew works out his eyebrows while waiting for a deslot!!



1.	Mick        	25.56   (A great win for the bid fella)
2.	Peter       	27.54
3.	Phil         	29.75   (Thank goodness that Temazepam I put into his coffee is starting 
                to kick in. Dick Head (Julian) got it badly wrong last week and put marzipan in 
                instead. All we got was Mr Wix complaining about how sweet his coffee was)
4.	Mark M  	21.93 (Did well after copping a blast from everyone after marshalling 
                somewhat poorly in the "LA Freeway" hot seat)






Mick!    Mick?    Mick!!!!  Miiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkk!!!!!!



1.	Lewis    	26.29   (Well done to the young fella on his first win at the SEQSCC and for 
                that matter ....at any track, anywhere)
2.	Julian    	27.98  (Second a-******* gen  That's it!!!!!  I'm taking away your old Electric 
                Blue VHS tapes and your Pop-pop boat until you win a race)
3.	Adrian   	28.70
4.	Mark M  	32.76 (Obviously not his event but still...he did do sixty laps in a row!)

A marshall focusing on his task



The SEQSCC Challenge This week... Fiat Puntos over two laps
Great fun with these little tearaways over two laps. Just the thing after thirty laps of Nascar racing.

1.	Phil          	30.03
2.	Peter H    	34.15
3.	Adrian     	28.29  (fast laps there Adrian.... but can you stay on the track? )
4.	Elvis       	45.37  (Elvis has left the building again...worst fastest lap of the entire evening
                ...well done)






1.	Mark M  	31.57  (Well done Mark)
2.	Lewis    	34.34   ( I think the theatre boys are starting to get the hang of this)
3.	Noel     	38.48
4.	Peter    	38.62






1.	Adrian    	31.82
2.	Peter H   	31.64
3.	Julian    	32.67  ( Time to hand over your Executive Bathroom key...come on, hand it over )
4.	Andrew  	33.57






Adrian took a little light reading for some of the longer marshalling situations!!



1.	Mick      	33.69
2.	Mark M  	34.71
3.	Elvis     	34.96  ( Elvis has one foot back inside the door)
4.	Lewis   	39.50






1.	Julian      	29.90  (Okay...you can have your kitten back now)
2.	Andrew    	30.59
3.	Peter       	39.78
4.	Noel        	38.12 ( One wonders if we shall ever sing "The first Noel the angels did sing")

Race Four Slot-it Slot-Fest over twelve laps
By this stage of the evening the numbers had thinned like Mr Chandlers hair ....a pity really because they missed something special.

1.	Peter H   	26.25
2.	Andrew   	20.10
3.	Mark M   	26.25
4.	Elvis       	32.21  (Oh dear! Elvis has buggered off for the evening and left the building for the 
                final time)



All of a sudden it went very dark!!

1.	Adrian   	19.09 ( What was that time!!!! 19.09  A new lap record on the extended track. Better 
                keep your head down, this thing really flew)
2.	Lewis    	25.37  (A good nights racing for Lewis who is off to Melbourne to work on the new 
                Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Love Never Dies"  Also known as "Paint Never Dries")
3.	Mick      	16.60  ( A very questionable fast lap there but seeing as Mick always cleans up and 
                packs away the tea and coffee for us, without ever being asked, we'll allow it. Thanks Mick, your help is much appreciated and rarely acknowledged )
4.	Peter     	19.34  (On any other day this would have been a lap record. well done Pete)

Cheers
Mark


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Phil